Rioters Decline To Sign Colin Kaepernick

[Guard Dad]

Rioters Decline To Sign Colin Kaepernick

MINNEAPOLIS, MN - Colin Kaepernick arrived at the Minneapolis riots last night, saying he was excited to be a part of the looting and violence.Kaepernick tried out for the riots by throwing bricks into windows but missed every time. He was able to rush a Molotov cocktail into a Target window and...

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[MudFlap]

"The former quarterback quickly blamed his failed rioting career on racism."


... 'natch.

 

[J-man]

He should be their #1 draft pick. He should be able to throw a brick at a officer and hit the target at 50 yards. That's pretty average for a good protester.

 

[lotstodo]

He should be their #1 draft pick. He should be able to throw a brick at a officer and hit the target at 50 yards. That's pretty average for a good protester.

He calls himself a pro? There are a dozen college protesters better than him.