The Sound Guy
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cptlo
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Nerd!
Boss 302
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That reminds me of something that happened while I was stationed in AZ.
cptlo
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Three surgeons were bragging while playing golf. The first one said, "I had a patient that cut off four fingers on a table saw and I reattached them so well he now is playing the guitar in a band!”
The second doctor said, "I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnast team!”
The third doctor said "I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train.
All they could find was the horse's ass, a few body parts and her hair. I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the House!”
The second doctor said, "I had a patient who was in a bad motorcycle accident and lost his leg and arm I reattached them and now he's training for the Olympic gymnast team!”
The third doctor said "I had a patient who was riding her horse down a railroad track and was hit by a high speed train.
All they could find was the horse's ass, a few body parts and her hair. I put them together and now she's the Speaker of the House!”
The Sound Guy
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The End is NEAR! The End is NEAR!
Who?
