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The Sound Guy
Pursuit Driver
Captain Rhett Butler
Driving Instructor
SICK LEAVE "I CAN’T COME TO WORK TODAY!!!"
A guy calls into work and says, "Hey, I can’t come to work today, I’m
really sick. I’ve got a headache, stomachache, and my legs hurt, I can’t come in."
The boss says, "You know we really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me some sex.
That makes everything better and I’m able to go to work. Try that."
Two hours later the guy calls again. "I did what you said, and I feel
great. I’ll be at work soon.........By the way, you’ve got nice house".
A guy calls into work and says, "Hey, I can’t come to work today, I’m
really sick. I’ve got a headache, stomachache, and my legs hurt, I can’t come in."
The boss says, "You know we really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me some sex.
That makes everything better and I’m able to go to work. Try that."
Two hours later the guy calls again. "I did what you said, and I feel
great. I’ll be at work soon.........By the way, you’ve got nice house".
The Sound Guy
Pursuit Driver
The Sound Guy
Pursuit Driver
Found at the racetrack on Glade Rd 
The Sound Guy
Pursuit Driver
And the sequel - Brown Spots on the Wall by Wu Flun Do.
