Post your jokes

[Guard Dad]

 

[J-man]

 

[The Sound Guy]

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Extra compensation if you watched both Superbowls. If you WENT to both, you are in the money!

 

[Guard Dad]

Who?

 

[Paxilpapa]

Who?

'Who?' hell,,, Why?

 

[MudFlap]

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The NFL is dead to me.

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[J-man]

 

[J-man]

Can easily replace "S" with "C" or even "G" for the same reaction.

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

Never fart in the Apple store

They don't have Windows

 

[J-man]

50 years from now I can picture the elderly sitting around a table drinking whiskey and comparing scars from their many covid vaccine and boosters shots. A scene straight out of the movie “Jaws” while the three of them were in the boat.

 

[cptlo]

Never fart in the Apple store

They don't have Windows

 

[J-man]

 

[The Sound Guy]

 

[The Sound Guy]

If she didn't see this (and the million other memes) coming, she'd an idiot:

 

[The Sound Guy]

 

[MudFlap]

There are three stages of life:

1. Birth

2. What the *^%$! is This ??

3. Death

 

[MudFlap]

I was out very late last night; it was 3AM and I was walking down the street, when I passed a dry cleaners.
In their window was a sign that read: "Sorry, We're Closed"

I said to them:

"There's no need to apologize, it's 3AM.... and you're a dry cleaner."

~ Mitch Hedburg

 

[MudFlap]

I do not have a girlfriend.



.... however, I do know a woman who who be very, very upset if she heard me say that.