OMG (PG-13 material)

[I'm Floored]

I'm swamped at work (sorry, that's why we've been out of pocket.)

But I had to stop and share. We just received a call, and the caller ID said, "MEN'S ASSES CTR".

We get a lot of telemarketing at the office, but BS said, "Oh, I'm answering this one. It's too good to pass up!"

:laugh :laugh :laugh

 

[unionmom]

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[Blazing Saddles]

I had my lisp on and everything but didn't get a chance to use it.

It was the Men's Assessment Center.

I politely informed her of the caller id description and said that it might prevent people from answering the phone. She was appreciative and said that she would check into it.

 

[Callahan]

We were having the ass conversation last night. As men get older, their ass gets smaller and everything moves to their belly. As women get older, their boobs and their butt have a major expansion. It is what it is.

 

[Madea]

:laugh

(BTW, swamped is good!!)

 

[I'm Floored]

We were having the ass conversation last night. As men get older, their ass gets smaller and everything moves to their belly. As women get older, their boobs and their butt have a major expansion. It is what it is.

Well, I feel cheated. I've only gotten one of them, and it ain't the good one!

 

[Callahan]

We were having the ass conversation last night. As men get older, their ass gets smaller and everything moves to their belly. As women get older, their boobs and their butt have a major expansion. It is what it is.

Well, I feel cheated. I've only gotten one of them, and it ain't the good one!

With many women, gravity is not their friend.

 

[Guard Dad]

Along those lines...

We used to get calls for service from a Thai restaurant in Atlanta. It's name was Phu Ket Thai

Just use your imagination as to how that is pronounced. "She who adores me" was working in our office at the time and I saw her jaw hit the floor when she answered the phone and they told her who was calling.