Lawd, My family is gonna kill me this week with laughter

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sadie612

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My Nephew calls me in a panic saying they are taking my mom to the ER. I hear her crying in the back ground and I go into a panic and start dashing to get dressed to do the 2 hour drive. Then I hear my dad and mom start laughing as I am rushing. They did not know my nephew called me ( He thinks I have the answer to everything or can fix anything).

I asked what they are laughing about he was like IDK I will call you right back.

Needless to say he called me back and said they are not going to the ER because the think she just twisted her ankle stepping on my daddy's balls. I was like WHAT... he said this with a straight voice and didn't know why we laughed. He said Aunt Beth, Papa's (my dad) balls fell out of his pants and Granny(my mom) was walking right behind him and fell on them.

At this point I am like sweetie what is going on over there... He is frustrated cause he doesn't know why everyone is laughing at what he is saying ( he is 17 and he goes to public school... he should get this stuff right?) . He is like Papa just got home from the golf course and had his balls in his pockets.Then he gets it, hangs up on me from embarrassment

I finally got a hold of my mom. She is ok just sore. She said she rolled her ankle but thinks she will be ok. Then I told her I was scarred from the mental picture I had in my head!!!!!

is there a therapist in the house ? lol
 
my nephew will not text me back...lol he is upset that we laughed!!!!
 
sadie612 said:
my nephew will not text me back...lol he is upset that we laughed!!!!
He is embarrassed he did not realize what he was saying right away. Give him some time to come up with a good reason and then he will answer. :))
 
ShoeDiva said:
sadie612 said:
my nephew will not text me back...lol he is upset that we laughed!!!!
He is embarrassed he did not realize what he was saying right away. Give him some time to come up with a good reason and then he will answer. :))

HAHAHAHA I haven't gotten over laughing at Granny sitting on PooPaw who had fallen asleep on the commode. HAHAHAHAHAAHAAA
 
sadie612 said:
My Nephew calls me in a panic saying they are taking my mom to the ER. I hear her crying in the back ground and I go into a panic and start dashing to get dressed to do the 2 hour drive. Then I hear my dad and mom start laughing as I am rushing. They did not know my nephew called me ( He thinks I have the answer to everything or can fix anything).

I asked what they are laughing about he was like IDK I will call you right back.

Needless to say he called me back and said they are not going to the ER because the think she just twisted her ankle stepping on my daddy's balls. I was like WHAT... he said this with a straight voice and didn't know why we laughed. He said Aunt Beth, Papa's (my dad) balls fell out of his pants and Granny(my mom) was walking right behind him and fell on them.

At this point I am like sweetie what is going on over there... He is frustrated cause he doesn't know why everyone is laughing at what he is saying ( he is 17 and he goes to public school... he should get this stuff right?) . He is like Papa just got home from the golf course and had his balls in his pockets.Then he gets it, hangs up on me from embarrassment

I finally got a hold of my mom. She is ok just sore. She said she rolled her ankle but thinks she will be ok. Then I told her I was scarred from the mental picture I had in my head!!!!!

is there a therapist in the house ? lol
:laugh :faint :laugh :coffeespit
 
Please write a book. It could be titled adventures in Sadie Land. The world could really use some laughter.
 
gog8tors said:
Please write a book. It could be titled adventures in Sadie Land. The world could really use some laughter.

Lawd, I have soooo many stories

JR is the writer here though.. maybe he can do biography
 
sadie612 said:
gog8tors said:
Please write a book. It could be titled adventures in Sadie Land. The world could really use some laughter.

Lawd, I have soooo many stories

JR is the writer here though.. maybe he can do biography

:elbowingjroutoftheway: Listen, missy - I already called dibs on the writing of any Sadie books.
 
mei lan said:
sadie612 said:
gog8tors said:
Please write a book. It could be titled adventures in Sadie Land. The world could really use some laughter.

ok.. you can do it... you can start with the story of me blowing my brothers nipple off when we were little( yep, they knew our names in the ER)

Lawd, I have soooo many stories

JR is the writer here though.. maybe he can do biography

:elbowingjroutoftheway: Listen, missy - I already called dibs on the writing of any Sadie books.
 
sadie612 said:
ok.. you can do it... you can start with the story of me blowing my brothers nipple off when we were little( yep, they knew our names in the ER)

HAHAHAA Trust me - this book is going to be spectacular. And I won't even have to make anything up! :D
 
mei lan said:
sadie612 said:
ok.. you can do it... you can start with the story of me blowing my brothers nipple off when we were little( yep, they knew our names in the ER)

HAHAHAA Trust me - this book is going to be spectacular. And I won't even have to make anything up! :D

Or maybe instead of a book we can't pitch a sitcom around now that the movie studio is movin our way
 
sadie612 said:
mei lan said:
sadie612 said:
ok.. you can do it... you can start with the story of me blowing my brothers nipple off when we were little( yep, they knew our names in the ER)

HAHAHAA Trust me - this book is going to be spectacular. And I won't even have to make anything up! :D

Or maybe instead of a book we can't pitch a sitcom around now that the movie studio is movin our way

There's an idea! I've always told my husband he should write a screenplay of his childhood. The stories he tells are CRAZY!
 
sadie612 said:
mei lan said:
sadie612 said:
ok.. you can do it... you can start with the story of me blowing my brothers nipple off when we were little( yep, they knew our names in the ER)

HAHAHAA Trust me - this book is going to be spectacular. And I won't even have to make anything up! :D

Or maybe instead of a book we can't pitch a sitcom around now that the movie studio is movin our way
Could we finally get some real family programming again? That would be great!!
 
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