I just made up a new word

[Guard Dad]

"Flapulance"

When you fart so hard your butt cheeks flap.

Wonder if I should send this to Webster?

 

[J-man]

I'm jealous

 

[Captain Rhett Butler]

I suppose that Flapulance is a bit better than Sharted...

 

[cptlo]

On a somewhat related note....I've been sick with an upset stomach since last evening. But now I'm finally back to the point where I can confidently fart again without risk of disaster.

TMI?

 

[Guard Dad]

I've had loads of flapulance tonight. Quite noisy.

 

[J-man]

Flappaccino

 

[MudFlap]

No.

 

[Far West]

 

[Guard Dad]

Major flapulance at the gas pump (no pun intended) today.

I think the next in line shared the experience with me.

 

[cptlo]

Lots of flapulance in my tiny apartment this morning.

 

[Guard Dad]

Lots of flapulance in my tiny apartment this morning.

Probably a good thing you don't have a cat right now.

 

[Guard Dad]

Lots of flapulence tonight.

Must be the burritos "She who adores me" made

 

[J-man]

Same here, she made chili tonight.

 

[Guard Dad]

@MudFlap will be impressed.

 

[J-man]

Oh, and the plunger was needed for the first time at the new house.

 

[Paxilpapa]

Oh, and the plunger was needed for the first time at the new house.

You know,,, with some duct tape and a copious amount of gas,,, you don't need a plunger!

 

[Captain Rhett Butler]

 

[Guard Dad]

The Force is strong with me today

 

[Guard Dad]

Very impressive tonight!

@MudFlap

 

[J-man]

I was playing Not-So-Silent night after last's night chili.