Has anyone here ever smelled Mothballs?

[BeatBoxinGranny47]

If so, how did you keep them still enough to spread their little legs?

 

[Grey Colson]

If so, how did you keep them still enough to spread their little legs?

:laugh

That was the only joke that I ever told that made my dad laugh out loud. We were moving an old piece of furniture up my apartment stairs and I thought he was going to drop it on me.

NOTE: Never tell this joke while operating heavy equipment or depending on anyone to help you move heavy objects!

 

[Guard Dad]

Little tiny stirrups?

 

[mei lan]

I knew I shouldn't have opened this. But no....I just had to. :castigatingself:

 

[MrsB]

Lol!

Hey, JR, or GC I mean, once upon a time long ago you made a joke somewhere else about a cherry stem. I can't remember what it was now, but I remember I laughed soooo hard. Do you remember?

 

[Grey Colson]

Lol!

Hey, JR, or GC I mean, once upon a time long ago you made a joke somewhere else about a cherry stem. I can't remember what it was now, but I remember I laughed soooo hard. Do you remember?

Yes...it was about someone tying it with heir tongue....but that's all I remember about it. It must have in long, long ago on a washed up board far, far away. :laugh

 

[I'm Floored]

I knew I shouldn't have opened this. But no....I just had to. :castigatingself:

::ditto

^t

 

[MrsB]

Lol!

Hey, JR, or GC I mean, once upon a time long ago you made a joke somewhere else about a cherry stem. I can't remember what it was now, but I remember I laughed soooo hard. Do you remember?

Yes...it was about someone tying it with heir tongue....but that's all I remember about it. It must have in long, long ago on a washed up board far, far away. :laugh

Yes, it was! Lol But I thought about that yesterday for some reason. Haha!

 

[Grey Colson]

Lol!

Hey, JR, or GC I mean, once upon a time long ago you made a joke somewhere else about a cherry stem. I can't remember what it was now, but I remember I laughed soooo hard. Do you remember?

Yes...it was about someone tying it with heir tongue....but that's all I remember about it. It must have in long, long ago on a washed up board far, far away. :laugh

Yes, it was! Lol But I thought about that yesterday for some reason. Haha!

I used to be a better board dude when I didn't work for a bi-polar bear at work :BH