First 2020 Debate - Official Thread

[Stonewall]

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Following these rules I would be messed up as Stevie Wonder's checkbook the first thirty minutes in.

 

[Guard Dad]

Rumors flying that Biden was given the questions in advance.

 

[Paxilpapa]

Rumors flying that Biden was given the questions in advance.

It would be hilarious to give him a list of bogus questions.

 

[Boss 302]

Rumors flying that Biden was given the questions in advance.

I don't see Wallace making that possible.

 

[cptlo]

I don't see Wallace making that possible.

Me either. That would be the end of his career (at Fox, at least).

 

[Guard Dad]

 

[Guard Dad]

Biden already rambling

 

[Captain Rhett Butler]

I watched for 10 minutes...Biden's more confused than a fat kid with a salad.

 

[cptlo]

This is a shitshow.

 

[Guard Dad]

I'm concerned that Trump is coming on too strong.

 

[cptlo]

I'm concerned that Trump is coming on too strong.

Agreed.

 

[Guard Dad]

I think Trump is kicking Joe's butt on the issue of opening the country. Biden is not even making sense.

 

[Guard Dad]

Is Biden about to cry?

 

[cptlo]

The moderator should be able to turn off microphones as needed.

 

[Captain Rhett Butler]

I'm not a fan of this moderator. Brit Hume would have been much better.

 

[Guard Dad]

Trump Throws Biden Off His Game By Wearing Luscious Women's Wig To Debate

CLEVELAND, OH - In a diabolical power-move that threw off Biden's debate game and shocked the audience, Trump went into his debate with Biden wearing a woman's wig. 'I'll bet you didn't expect this,' said Trump as he tossed the hair back and forth in front of Biden's nose. 'You want to sniff it...

babylonbee.com

 

[Guard Dad]

Definitions of job creation:

Trump - allow private business to grow

Biden - Government spending and more government spending. Oh and, that includes the New Green Deal.

 

[Guard Dad]

Well, definitely a shit show.

Trump was super aggressive. His loyals will love it, I think he pushed a bit too hard.

Biden really didn't say a whole lot that had substance. He told a bunch of whopper lies, he stammered a bunch, contradicted himself a few times, but didn't do as badly as we thought he might.

Trump clearly won on not closing down the country again and on economics.

Biden played the heart strings effectivily a could of times.

Kinda doubt anyone's minds will be changed.

 

[The Sound Guy]

Kinda doubt anyone's minds will be changed.

I'm having a hard time understanding how anyone could be on the fence right now. It's not like there isn't a clear difference between them.

 

[cptlo]

Yeah, definitely a shitshow and neither man was very convincing to any undecideds. However, Biden didn't pee or drool on himself so he'll likely benefit more from this debate than Trump.