Ahhhh..... Kids.

[MrsB]

The title of Sadie's thread reminded me of this, so I thought I'd share. My BFF has a beautiful blond haired, big blue eyed almost 3 year old. She is constantly doing and saying the most hilarious things.

Monday, BFF was in he yard and lil'one was playing nearby. Suddenly BFF heard, "Mommy, what's this?" and come little one carrying a dog poop. Hahahahaha!

Last week, lil one found a marker and "made her arms pretty" along with the carpet, wall and her clothes. BFF put her in the tub and turned around to toss her clothes in the hamper. When she turned back around lil one had stuck a bar of soap in her mouth. BFF took it out, and when she did lil one threw up all in the bath water. She said, "eww that stuff is nasty". Lol!

 

[naturegirl]

The title of Sadie's thread reminded me of this, so I thought I'd share. My BFF has a beautiful blond haired, big blue eyed almost 3 year old. She is constantly doing and saying the most hilarious things.

Monday, BFF was in he yard and lil'one was playing nearby. Suddenly BFF heard, "Mommy, what's this?" and come little one carrying a dog poop. Hahahahaha!

Last week, lil one found a marker and "made her arms pretty" along with the carpet, wall and her clothes. BFF put her in the tub and turned around to toss her clothes in the hamper. When she turned back around lil one had stuck a bar of soap in her mouth. BFF took it out, and when she did lil one threw up all in the bath water. She said, "eww that stuff is nasty". Lol!

That's hysterical!! Kids are so much fun, even the pushy ones. :love

 

[MrsB]

I know! She is the cutest little thing ever. And she really, really does something everyday.

One day in the car she pooted and giggled. BFF said what are you laughing at? We don't laugh at toots". Lil one said, but my butt made a noise". Lol!

 

[sadie612]

so mom needs to make dog poop on a stick ( that is what we called it) lol

tis gooood

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[honeybunny]

We have been disscussing bodily functions with the wee one lately in preparation
for potty training... she delights in telling everyone she meets that "Mommy poops."

 

[sadie612]

We have been disscussing bodily functions with the wee one lately in preparation
for potty training... she delights in telling everyone she meets that "Mommy poops."

My mom was trying to get me to stop biting my nails when I was 3 or 4. I was told all the nails would stay in my belly and make me really big/ fat. Well, we were at the bank in front of a pregnant lady who smiled at me and said something cute. I then rubbed her belly and said" I KNOW what you have been doing"

My mom was so embarrassed and they lady walked off ticked...lol

 

[Guard Dad]

We have been disscussing bodily functions with the wee one lately in preparation
for potty training... she delights in telling everyone she meets that "Mommy poops."

LOL

 

[RNG]

kids do say or do some of the funniest things..this reminds me of a story about my daughter. When she was around 2 she had a pretty bad diaper rash we were in the middle of potty training so it was pull ups at night and big girl undies during the day. We went to church that morning and she put her diaper rash cream in her jacket pocket for some reason. Well it was welcome time during the church service and my mother in law was holding her and the head deacon at the time came up to her to tell her good morning and he said well look at your little jacket isn't that cute..and he saw her "lotion" in her pocket and said what ya got there your hand lotion....in a very stern voice and face she looked at him and said no Mr. Robert, that is my tootie cream. I wanted to crawl under the pew :laugh he said well isn't that nice and walked off. :laugh

 

[ShoeDiva]

kids do say or do some of the funniest things..this reminds me of a story about my daughter. When she was around 2 she had a pretty bad diaper rash we were in the middle of potty training so it was pull ups at night and big girl undies during the day. We went to church that morning and she put her diaper rash cream in her jacket pocket for some reason. Well it was welcome time during the church service and my mother in law was holding her and the head deacon at the time came up to her to tell her good morning and he said well look at your little jacket isn't that cute..and he saw her "lotion" in her pocket and said what ya got there your hand lotion....in a very stern voice and face she looked at him and said no Mr. Robert, that is my tootie cream. I wanted to crawl under the pew :laugh he said well isn't that nice and walked off. :laugh

Funny, but I am pretty sure she will kill you if she sees this. )

 

[RNG]

kids do say or do some of the funniest things..this reminds me of a story about my daughter. When she was around 2 she had a pretty bad diaper rash we were in the middle of potty training so it was pull ups at night and big girl undies during the day. We went to church that morning and she put her diaper rash cream in her jacket pocket for some reason. Well it was welcome time during the church service and my mother in law was holding her and the head deacon at the time came up to her to tell her good morning and he said well look at your little jacket isn't that cute..and he saw her "lotion" in her pocket and said what ya got there your hand lotion....in a very stern voice and face she looked at him and said no Mr. Robert, that is my tootie cream. I wanted to crawl under the pew :laugh he said well isn't that nice and walked off. :laugh

Funny, but I am pretty sure she will kill you if she sees this. )

LOL nah she knows I tell that story all the time..she just rolls her eyes at me..lol

 

[ShoeDiva]

kids do say or do some of the funniest things..this reminds me of a story about my daughter. When she was around 2 she had a pretty bad diaper rash we were in the middle of potty training so it was pull ups at night and big girl undies during the day. We went to church that morning and she put her diaper rash cream in her jacket pocket for some reason. Well it was welcome time during the church service and my mother in law was holding her and the head deacon at the time came up to her to tell her good morning and he said well look at your little jacket isn't that cute..and he saw her "lotion" in her pocket and said what ya got there your hand lotion....in a very stern voice and face she looked at him and said no Mr. Robert, that is my tootie cream. I wanted to crawl under the pew :laugh he said well isn't that nice and walked off. :laugh

Funny, but I am pretty sure she will kill you if she sees this. )

LOL nah she knows I tell that story all the time..she just rolls her eyes at me..lol

Ha..I can see her doing that. )

 

[sadie612]

we were traveling home from Florida when Ashlyn was 5. We had to stop and have a potty break. The women's bathroom was sooooo nasty I walked right out. Chad said the mens room was surprisingly clean so he took Ash to go potty in there.

While she was tinkling she noticed the box on the wall and wanted the candy or toys out of it. Chad told her No that wasn't candy or toys. She said I learned the word toy in school and it read toys and then it had a pic pf cherries. SO Chad thought he was SMART and said well they are toys for mommies and daddies and not for little girls. He also thought that was the end of that and didn't bother to tell me that conversation happened

the next day I was working at Target in Guest Service and had a a few people in line I was helping. They came in to take me to lunch but got there to early. Ashlyn asked if she could go look at her toys and Chad said yes......well, I told her to buy me a cute toy and very loudly she said no mommy, your toys are on the gas station wall

everyone LOST IT!!!!

still makes us laugh

 

[RNG]

kids do say or do some of the funniest things..this reminds me of a story about my daughter. When she was around 2 she had a pretty bad diaper rash we were in the middle of potty training so it was pull ups at night and big girl undies during the day. We went to church that morning and she put her diaper rash cream in her jacket pocket for some reason. Well it was welcome time during the church service and my mother in law was holding her and the head deacon at the time came up to her to tell her good morning and he said well look at your little jacket isn't that cute..and he saw her "lotion" in her pocket and said what ya got there your hand lotion....in a very stern voice and face she looked at him and said no Mr. Robert, that is my tootie cream. I wanted to crawl under the pew :laugh he said well isn't that nice and walked off. :laugh

Funny, but I am pretty sure she will kill you if she sees this. )

LOL nah she knows I tell that story all the time..she just rolls her eyes at me..lol

Ha..I can see her doing that. )

Yes she has def. mastered the eye roll hahaha

 

[LisaC]

I know! She is the cutest little thing ever. And she really, really does something everyday.

One day in the car she pooted and giggled. BFF said what are you laughing at? We don't laugh at toots". Lil one said, but my butt made a noise". Lol!

Before the princess started pre-k, she used to ride into Atlanta with me everday to go to preschool. She loves to talk so I never know what is going to come out of her mouth. Coming into Atlanta one morning, she asked me (from the back seat of my car): "Mommy, if I poot in your car, will you pull over and put me out?"
I said: "Yes."
Her response: "You need to pull over three times." There was nothing I could say in response.

She obviously gets that from her father.....

 

[I'm Floored]

These are all GREAT! I'm laughing out loud!

My husband has always been a great father. Before we were married, he would always lay down with the kids at night and sing them to sleep or tell them bedtime stories. They knew them all by heart, and I loved that I was able to join in after our wedding.

One night in church, the pastor was giving the invitation. That's always such a quiet time. The preacher began to ask everyone to listen for the voice of Jesus. "He's calling to you very quietly in your heart. Do you hear Him?"

He began to quietly tap on the pulpit. "He's knocking at the door of your heart saying, 'Let Me in...let Me in."

My stepson (then 2 or 3 years old) stood straight up on the pew and yelled, "Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!"

 

[RNG]

These are all GREAT! I'm laughing out loud!

My husband has always been a great father. Before we were married, he would always lay down with the kids at night and sing them to sleep or tell them bedtime stories. They knew them all by heart, and I loved that I was able to join in after our wedding.

One night in church, the pastor was giving the invitation. That's always such a quiet time. The preacher began to ask everyone to listen for the voice of Jesus. "He's calling to you very quietly in your heart. Do you hear Him?"

He began to quietly tap on the pulpit. "He's knocking at the door of your heart saying, 'Let Me in...let Me in."

My stepson (then 2 or 3 years old) stood straight up on the pew and yelled, "Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin!"

I love it!!!

Our former pastor's wife told this story one time and I almost lost it!!!

She was doing children's story time in front of the church during church service one morning. A bunch of the little ones gathered at the stage and she was telling the story. She commented to one little girl that her dress was beautiful and had so many pretty ruffles. The little girl proudly stood up, put her hands on her hips and said very loudly...Well thanks buy my mama said it sure was a **tch to iron! The pastor's wife said the next thing you heard was the mom hitting the pew cause she passed out from embarrassment. :laugh