A Monday morning funny

RNG

Pursuit Driver
for those that didn't see my post on FB, so this morning I walk into the office, sit at my desk and start my normal routine of checking voicemail and logging on the computer and stuff. Im sitting here listening to a voicemail when this creature buzzes out from behind my phone. It was on it';s back buzzing and fluttering around. I jumped 10 feet in the air!

I threw down my phone, and thought ok, it's on it's back so I can just spray it with hot shot and it will die. (keep in mind this thing is big enough for me to put a saddle on it and ride)....so anyways, I grab the hot shot and I aim and fire. Soon as the hot shot hit it, that stupid thing got enough energy I guess to fly off from its back and fly right into my face...I almost had a heart attack right then and there. i took off running to the warehouse screaming like a baby.

I hide behind the door for a few minutes, peeking around looking for the stupid thing and I don't see it. I slowly come back to my desk (still armed with hot shot I might add), I sit down and think ok maybe it died. about 5 min later, I hear the stupid thing buzzing. I can't find it anywhere...I can just hear it......ITS CREEPING ME OUT!

GUARD DAD, hurry up and get here so you can kill it! :laugh
 
glad I can make someone laugh this morning, cause I sure wasn't. Im guessing it's dead now cause I haven't heard it buzz for a bit. I have no clue where the stupid thing is and I really don't care as long as it stays away from me!
 
I am telling you, I would have called your bug man! :p I would also ask for the rest of the day off for mental anguish.
 
ShoeDiva said:
I am telling you, I would have called your bug man! :p I would also ask for the rest of the day off for mental anguish.

haha yes good idea! Between the bug tormenting me and having to go to open house for my senior today..yep I need a mental day =)
 
sadie612 said:
at least it didn't poop on you...nuff said

HAHA true that, but ummmmmmmm when it flew into my face.......I almost pooped myself :laugh :laugh
 
RNG said:
sadie612 said:
at least it didn't poop on you...nuff said

HAHA true that, but ummmmmmmm when it flew into my face.......I almost pooped myself :laugh :laugh
yeah... that would have been gross and a lot worst than a bird pooping on you
 
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