What a jerk!

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Road that turns onto Cleburn....two lanes, car in right lane with right turn signal on. I pull into left lane and turn my left signal on. I get ready to turn left, she turns left in front of me and I have to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting her. She swings her head around, mouths something, and flips me off.

Really? You make an improper left turn and I get flipped off for it? I should have hit her so she would have gotten cited for it. Then see if she flips off the police officer.
 
Guard Dad said:
Road that turns onto Cleburn....two lanes, car in right lane with right turn signal on. I pull into left lane and turn my left signal on. I get ready to turn left, she turns left in front of me and I have to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting her. She swings her head around, mouths something, and flips me off.

Really? You make an improper left turn and I get flipped off for it? I should have hit her so she would have gotten cited for it. Then see if she flips off the police officer.

Was there a gallon of Chick Fil A tea in the car with her?
 
stradial said:
Guard Dad said:
Road that turns onto Cleburn....two lanes, car in right lane with right turn signal on. I pull into left lane and turn my left signal on. I get ready to turn left, she turns left in front of me and I have to slam on the brakes to keep from hitting her. She swings her head around, mouths something, and flips me off.

Really? You make an improper left turn and I get flipped off for it? I should have hit her so she would have gotten cited for it. Then see if she flips off the police officer.

Was there a gallon of Chick Fil A tea in the car with her?

:laugh


It was probably the same over-tanned woman who charged in front of me at the restaurant because it was obviously more important that she top off her drink than for me to wait respectfully while the person in front of me topped off theirs. :rant
 
We had a gaggle of geese waddle across the road as we approached them. The Queen slammed on the brakes to avoid them which barely happened or we would be having roast goose tomorrow night. She was fussing at the geese the rest of the way home, it was quite comical.
 
J-man said:
We had a gaggle of geese waddle across the road as we approached them. The Queen slammed on the brakes to avoid them which barely happened or we would be having roast goose tomorrow night. She was fussing at the geese the rest of the way home, it was quite comical.

I can see her doing that. LOL
 
I can remember twice over the years when dudes stuck their hand out of the window to fly the finger. Of course both times were at night when the only thing they could see in their rear view was my head lights.

There's nothing like the satisfaction of hitting the BLUES when they do that :laugh Talk about some nervous people when they quickly pull over. Both times I asked them why they were flagging me down. Was there something on their mind they wanted to tell me?????

"Ah,,,,,,no sir......sorry sir" :laugh :laugh :laugh
 
Grey Colson said:
I can remember twice over the years when dudes stuck their hand out of the window to fly the finger. Of course both times were at night when the only thing they could see in their rear view was my head lights.

There's nothing like the satisfaction of hitting the BLUES when they do that :laugh Talk about some nervous people when they quickly pull over. Both times I asked them why they were flagging me down. Was there something on their mind they wanted to tell me? ??? ?

"Ah,,,,,,no sir......sorry sir" :laugh :laugh :laugh

So, what had you done wrong? :dunno
 
J-man said:
We had a gaggle of geese waddle across the road as we approached them. The Queen slammed on the brakes to avoid them which barely happened or we would be having roast goose tomorrow night. She was fussing at the geese the rest of the way home, it was quite comical.
We have a huge flock down the road from us. This time of year we have to be careful when coming home so that we don't hit them.
 
J-man said:
We had a gaggle of geese waddle across the road as we approached them. The Queen slammed on the brakes to avoid them which barely happened or we would be having roast goose tomorrow night. She was fussing at the geese the rest of the way home, it was quite comical.

Oh and....extra points for knowing the term "gaggle"
 
Guard Dad said:
J-man said:
We had a gaggle of geese waddle across the road as we approached them. The Queen slammed on the brakes to avoid them which barely happened or we would be having roast goose tomorrow night. She was fussing at the geese the rest of the way home, it was quite comical.

Oh and....extra points for knowing the term "gaggle"

And using it correctly. Has to be more than 5 and they cannot be flying, if so then they're called something else but I forget the term. See, I'm an educated redneck.
 
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