We\'re gonna have to kick this up a notch

[LisaC]

You'd be sorry. I'm certain I would burst into flame upon entry and that's probably gonna get you excommunicated.

Not a chance, but I would fall out of my chair the first time any one suggests that the elders lay hands on you and pray!!! :laugh :laugh :laugh

HA!!! Will they give me a Sandusky?

:spitchick

MARK! Not only am I going to be kicked out of church, I'm going to need a new job! You're killing me! :laugh :laugh

 

[wsstevenson]

You'd be sorry. I'm certain I would burst into flame upon entry and that's probably gonna get you excommunicated.

Not a chance, but I would fall out of my chair the first time any one suggests that the elders lay hands on you and pray!!! :laugh :laugh :laugh

HA!!! Will they give me a Sandusky?

:spitchick

MARK! Not only am I going to be kicked out of church, I'm going to need a new job! You're killing me! :laugh :laugh

Naw...they won't throw you out. Just tell them I'm your missionary project and the conversion is just slower than normal. The job I can't help you with.

 

[wsstevenson]

It's okay Mark, I have a seat reserved at the bar in Hell, I'll pull you up a chair. We'll be in good company.

I'm bored at work, that's when I mostly get on.

A barstool? Dude I got a party suite.

Hey, you can stop by and have a beer on your way to that suite.

I gave up alcohol...but you're welcome to party in my room anytime.

 

[LisaC]

It's okay Mark, I have a seat reserved at the bar in Hell, I'll pull you up a chair. We'll be in good company.

I'm bored at work, that's when I mostly get on.

A barstool? Dude I got a party suite.

Hey, you can stop by and have a beer on your way to that suite.

I gave up alcohol...but you're welcome to party in my room anytime.

:confused

Why am I thinking you're working on a conversion of your own? See what you've done to me!

 

[wsstevenson]

:coffeespit

I didn't take it that way at all. :taunt

Oh, then I wasn't doing my job. (why do people think that gay men are always trying to convert straight men?)

 

[LisaC]

:coffeespit

I didn't take it that way at all. :taunt

Oh, then I wasn't doing my job. (why do people think that gay men are always trying to convert straight men?)

Why do you assume that I apply that to all gay men (and not just you)? :taunt

 

[wsstevenson]

:coffeespit

I didn't take it that way at all. :taunt

Oh, then I wasn't doing my job. (why do people think that gay men are always trying to convert straight men?)

Why do you assume that I apply that to all gay men (and not just you)? :taunt

"I'm a doctor. Why the hell am I talking to you? Piss off!"

 

[LisaC]

:coffeespit

I didn't take it that way at all. :taunt

Oh, then I wasn't doing my job. (why do people think that gay men are always trying to convert straight men?)

Why do you assume that I apply that to all gay men (and not just you)? :taunt

"I'm a doctor. Why the hell am I talking to you? Piss off!"

:laugh You're still my hero!! :love

 

[wsstevenson]

:coffeespit

I didn't take it that way at all. :taunt

Oh, then I wasn't doing my job. (why do people think that gay men are always trying to convert straight men?)

Why do you assume that I apply that to all gay men (and not just you)? :taunt

"I'm a doctor. Why the hell am I talking to you? Piss off!"

:laugh You're still my hero!! :love

Somehow I knew you'd get that reference.

 

[mei lan]

(Guard Dad throwing away all his thongs)



;D

You all can thank me now.

If we knew that was all it would take we would have started this thread months ago.

I'm serious!

 

[mei lan]

Mark, you are now my hero!!! :love

Bask Responsibly.

Don't worry, as soon as I said it, I did the responsible Baptist thing and had me put on the prayer list at church. ;D

You would probably have been better off staying off that list. They'll probably pray for you to be stoned to death for your sins. Stick with me kid. I have a lot more fun.

And you're a heck of a lot more honest, not to mention likeable.

 

[wsstevenson]

Mark, you are now my hero!!! :love

Bask Responsibly.

Don't worry, as soon as I said it, I did the responsible Baptist thing and had me put on the prayer list at church. ;D

You would probably have been better off staying off that list. They'll probably pray for you to be stoned to death for your sins. Stick with me kid. I have a lot more fun.

And you're a heck of a lot more honest, not to mention likeable.

Mark, you are now my hero!!! :love

Bask Responsibly.

Don't worry, as soon as I said it, I did the responsible Baptist thing and had me put on the prayer list at church. ;D

You would probably have been better off staying off that list. They'll probably pray for you to be stoned to death for your sins. Stick with me kid. I have a lot more fun.

And you're a heck of a lot more honest, not to mention likeable.

Mark, you are now my hero!!! :love

Bask Responsibly.

Don't worry, as soon as I said it, I did the responsible Baptist thing and had me put on the prayer list at church. ;D

You would probably have been better off staying off that list. They'll probably pray for you to be stoned to death for your sins. Stick with me kid. I have a lot more fun.

And you're a heck of a lot more honest, not to mention likeable.

Shhh...don't tell. I worked hard for this bad reputation. (and thanks)