F
Foxmeister
Guest
The following is from another thread. I thought I'd seperate it from the other because I think it's quite interesting. I know of many communities that have a particular festival celebration every year. Many of them bring it quite a few tourists that helps to boost the local economy.
This Summer, Villa Rica plans on starting the 'Possum Festival. They won't be dropping a 'possum because that's a New Year's event only. However, they will have a Miss 'Possum beauty contest. Contestants are required to have at least half a set of teeth. They will have a 'Possum chili cookoff as well as a 'Possum stew cookoff. They'll have some bands playing music from a stage they will put up in the middle of the street downtown. They plan to have all kinds of dignitaries as well. I hear they already sent an invite out to Nathan Dean to be the Grand Marshall of the 'Possums on Parade. Oh yea folks, this is going to be some big doin's alright. I heard they were going to invite Obama, but decided not to because there's no place to hook up everything for a teleprompter. There's going to be 'possum pie eating contest as well, but don't any of you enter because you won't be able to beat that fat guy from the other site who already has his entry form filled out. There's going to be 'possum pinatas filled with 'possum jerkey for the kids to whack as well. Now you're probably wondering why they're having pinatas since that's a hispanic thing. Well it's in honor of the name of the town. Villa Rica means "rich little town" in Spanish. Bet ya'll didn't know that. Anyway, they want to demonstrate they are indeed a "rich little town" with them there 'possum pinatas. It's going to cost them a lot of money to have them pinatas made to look like 'possums. Ya'll have a good time at 'Possum Fest.
This Summer, Villa Rica plans on starting the 'Possum Festival. They won't be dropping a 'possum because that's a New Year's event only. However, they will have a Miss 'Possum beauty contest. Contestants are required to have at least half a set of teeth. They will have a 'Possum chili cookoff as well as a 'Possum stew cookoff. They'll have some bands playing music from a stage they will put up in the middle of the street downtown. They plan to have all kinds of dignitaries as well. I hear they already sent an invite out to Nathan Dean to be the Grand Marshall of the 'Possums on Parade. Oh yea folks, this is going to be some big doin's alright. I heard they were going to invite Obama, but decided not to because there's no place to hook up everything for a teleprompter. There's going to be 'possum pie eating contest as well, but don't any of you enter because you won't be able to beat that fat guy from the other site who already has his entry form filled out. There's going to be 'possum pinatas filled with 'possum jerkey for the kids to whack as well. Now you're probably wondering why they're having pinatas since that's a hispanic thing. Well it's in honor of the name of the town. Villa Rica means "rich little town" in Spanish. Bet ya'll didn't know that. Anyway, they want to demonstrate they are indeed a "rich little town" with them there 'possum pinatas. It's going to cost them a lot of money to have them pinatas made to look like 'possums. Ya'll have a good time at 'Possum Fest.
) I was never one for dancing. I always played in bands. It's kind of hard to dance while you're playing the drums. 
