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BeatBoxinGranny47

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She is dragging me to this crazy ladies house tomorrow night for some cookout. I hope it doesnt turn in to some odd swinger/key party/swap partner swapping deal like it was the last time. Y'all pray for me. I am very scared. We were asked to bring a salad but I will probably just stop at Wal Mart to get a head of lettuce and some shredded cheese and then stop at McDonalds so I can get a 20 piece chicken McNugget box to add to the salad to make it a fancy chicken salad. Dear lord I hope I make it through the night without getting raped due to my devilish good looks and weakness to alcohol.

:pray
 
BeatBoxinGranny47 said:
She is dragging me to this crazy ladies house tomorrow night for some cookout. I hope it doesnt turn in to some odd swinger/key party/swap partner swapping deal like it was the last time. Y'all pray for me. I am very scared. We were asked to bring a salad but I will probably just stop at Wal Mart to get a head of lettuce and some shredded cheese and then stop at McDonalds so I can get a 20 piece chicken McNugget box to add to the salad to make it a fancy chicken salad. Dear lord I hope I make it through the night without getting raped due to my devilish good looks and weakness to alcohol.

:pray
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pft...cause you didn't like that last time?
 
Not really!! I passed out due to an overdose of Kinky Liqueur and was rudely awoken by naked laughter. Not cool....
 
I swear, if I dont get fondled too this time, I'm gonna be pissed!!! I mean, these peeps are freaks!!!!
 
atlantdav said:
Do everyone a favor and WASH your hands prior to making the salad
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What type of weirdo tosses a salad with their hands?
 
ShoeDiva said:
BeatBoxinGranny47 said:
She is dragging me to this crazy ladies house tomorrow night for some cookout. I hope it doesnt turn in to some odd swinger/key party/swap partner swapping deal like it was the last time. Y'all pray for me. I am very scared. We were asked to bring a salad but I will probably just stop at Wal Mart to get a head of lettuce and some shredded cheese and then stop at McDonalds so I can get a 20 piece chicken McNugget box to add to the salad to make it a fancy chicken salad. Dear lord I hope I make it through the night without getting raped due to my devilish good looks and weakness to alcohol.

:pray
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pft...cause you didn't like that last time?
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Wasn't that the time he went to church?
 
BeatBoxinGranny47 said:
atlantdav said:
Do everyone a favor and WASH your hands prior to making the salad
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What type of weirdo tosses a salad with their hands?
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Guess you never watched Alton Brown..............what kind of cook are you anyway?? Yikes!!!
 
unionmom said:
ShoeDiva said:
BeatBoxinGranny47 said:
She is dragging me to this crazy ladies house tomorrow night for some cookout. I hope it doesnt turn in to some odd swinger/key party/swap partner swapping deal like it was the last time. Y'all pray for me. I am very scared. We were asked to bring a salad but I will probably just stop at Wal Mart to get a head of lettuce and some shredded cheese and then stop at McDonalds so I can get a 20 piece chicken McNugget box to add to the salad to make it a fancy chicken salad. Dear lord I hope I make it through the night without getting raped due to my devilish good looks and weakness to alcohol.

:pray
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pft...cause you didn't like that last time?
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Wasn't that the time he went to church?
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:laugh
 
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