HI folks...Richard Cloward here. Do you have rampant lawlessness in the streets, homeless sleeping in your front yard, and no job because your boss hired some new guy and his whole family? Well have no fear, Cloward Piven is here! That's right folks, your problems are the result of the inequality of Capitalism and we are here to fix it. Just vote for our candidates, and we will take all of their* money and distribute it directly to you*. How can you tell if you picked the right candidate? Listen for key words and phrases like " community, forward, fair, equal, the rich, social contract, and most importantly, free.
* "their" and "them" means you, and "you" mean us. No warranty is expressed or implied unless you contribute directly and generously to our campaign. If you understand basic economics and human nature, please disregard this message. This message is paid for by The Committee to Make George Soros the King of the World PAC. Not affiliated with the DSA, The Communist Party, or the Democratic Party. Just kidding, we are all of those people.