I Have a Major Announcement to Make

Blazing Saddles said:
Personally, I want to congratulate you on your most impressive victory.



Now, just to let everyone know, I was clearly in the lead without any threat from foxy. As I was cruising down the road, I noticed a youngling 10 years of age who was in dire straights. Seeing him trying to get a Christmas toy to work, I had a decision to make: (1) Pull over and help guide my son to a place of happiness and clearly give up certain victory OR (2) continue on my selfish ways to slaughter a fox in the road. I chose plan B. Those memories will last a lifetime.

FOX, I will certainly have many more opportunities to "run you over" (posts 200, 300, 400........) You better be looking out. :)) :)) ;D ;D

Now I've heard it all. Sounds like the line I get when I interview suspects. :p

Like John Belushi said in The Blues Brothers:

"I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"


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:)) :p :-X :p :))
 
I know what he did. He shot the thing out of season, then laid it out in the middle of the road to get runover by a car. He's a poacher and we caught him red-handed. I shall have to take my sword and slash a Z on his backside. I'll bet he overparks his horse as well. Someone needs to tell the parking meter person to put a boot on his horse.
 
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