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Two little old ladies, Connie & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench
outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'
'You're on!' said Evelyn, holding up a $10.00 bill.
So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then,
completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front
door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Connie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?' asked Evelyn.
'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement!''
outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Connie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'
'You're on!' said Evelyn, holding up a $10.00 bill.
So Connie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then,
completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front
door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Connie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
'What happened?' asked Evelyn.
'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement!''
Blondiega1
Stunt Driver
Far West
Pursuit Driver
My mother has put me through this... so I prefer my son walk his grandma through computer issues.
I think she finally understands that to get the computer to work, she has to put in a password. My brother gave her a older apple computer he wasn't using. ... I keep telling her it is just like the i-phone he bought you, you have to first put in the password to get it to where you can open email. I have a note with the password to remind her, right on the computer! Her reeeeaaaallllllllly old desktop was not password protected. But she wouldn't use it because it was so slow. She just read her email off her phone.
I sent the below meme to my son about his grandma... he said not just grandma... you too... that hurt my feelings a little!
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lotstodo
aka "The Jackal"
Ouch
