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Walmart Self-Checkout Machine Wins Employee Of The Month Award Again
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"Honestly, Checkout Machine #5 is a dream employee," said store manager Glen Anderson. "#5 never complains, never calls in sick, never makes annoying small talk."
The machine didn't make a single error the entire month, yet again, worked full shifts all thirty-one days of the month, and never once took a smoke or lunch break. Customers, especially those with just a few items, reported they had delightful interactions with the employee and were able to get in the store and get out with little hassle thanks to Machine #5.
"It's the poster boy for how we want our employees to act around here and the kind of attitude everyone should have."
At publishing time, the kiosk was being considered for a managerial position.
https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-self-checkout-machine-wins-employee-of-the-month-award-again
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"Honestly, Checkout Machine #5 is a dream employee," said store manager Glen Anderson. "#5 never complains, never calls in sick, never makes annoying small talk."
The machine didn't make a single error the entire month, yet again, worked full shifts all thirty-one days of the month, and never once took a smoke or lunch break. Customers, especially those with just a few items, reported they had delightful interactions with the employee and were able to get in the store and get out with little hassle thanks to Machine #5.
"It's the poster boy for how we want our employees to act around here and the kind of attitude everyone should have."
At publishing time, the kiosk was being considered for a managerial position.
https://babylonbee.com/news/walmart-self-checkout-machine-wins-employee-of-the-month-award-again