Chuck Norris celebrates 84th birthday, says he 'feels 48'

[Guard Dad]

Chuck Norris celebrates 84th birthday, says he 'feels 48'

Chuck Norris declared that he was felt like he was 48 as he celebrated his 84th birthday. The action star said he was "feeling good and staying active."

www.foxnews.com

 

[cptlo]

He's 84....how is that even possible.

 

[Guard Dad]

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

 

[Guard Dad]

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.

 

[Guard Dad]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Boss 302]

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the earth away from him.

 

[cptlo]

When we all pass on, I often wonder what kind of world we'll leave behind for Chuck Norris and Keith Richards.

 

[Boss 302]

When we all pass on, I often wonder what kind of world we'll leave behind for Chuck Norris and Keith Richards.

Richards will be too stoned to care.